Probably the worst post heading ever! Try to ignore that if you can. Anyway, The Unicorns, probably the most catchiest band I have heard in a long long time and have the most whacked out lyrics i've ever read or listened too. I don't know how they manage to combine great music with funny lyrics, but they've pulled it off and it works a treat. Truly excellent.
The Unicorns Tuff Ghost
The Unicorns Les Os